Sunday, December 5, 2010

Father of one of my Children

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and tell him hello...

He's rather taken back, because he knows her but can't place where he knows her from.

So he says "Do you and I know each other?"

She replies "I think you are the father of one of my children."

With his thoughts in a whirlwind, he thinks back to the one time he had ever been unfaithful and says...
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, and oh yea, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

The smile on her face dropped as she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher!"

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