Thoughts of a Whacked Out Warped Mind in Need of Serious Help
Friday, November 12, 2010
THE OLD MAN AND HIS GRANDSON WITH 5 DEGREES
-- THE OLD MAN AND HIS GRANDSON WITH 5 DEGREES
A Old Man and his Grandson who has 5 degrees from Harvard went camping for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, The old man woke up and said "Sonny, look towards the sky, what to you see?”
The Well Educated Grandson replies, “I see millions of stars”,
“What that tell you?” asked The Grandfather.
The Genius Grandson ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
“What does it tell you, Gramps?”
The Grandfater is silent for a moment, and then says,