Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Best Way to Annoy Your Neighbors

Ways to annoy your Neighbor

Get a 10 million megawatt Christmas display, set it up and light it the day after Thanksgiving.

Paint your house glow-in-the-dark green

Get a universal remote, hide outside their window, and change TV channels at random.

Put Jell-o mix in their pool

Fill out one of those change of address forms for them at the post office

Subscribe to 300 trial magazine subscriptions using THEIR NAMES

Next time the Jehovah's Witnesses knock on your door, tell them, "My neighbors are *very* interested. They'll be happy to talk to you!"

Re-paint their house for them. . . in plaid.

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