Ways to annoy your Neighbor
Get a 10 million megawatt Christmas display, set it up and light it the day after .
Paint your house glow-in-the-dark green
Get a universal remote, hide outside their window, and change TV channels at random.
Put Jell-o mix in their pool
Fill out one of those forms for them at the post office
Subscribe to 300 using THEIR NAMES
Next time the knock on your door, tell them, "My neighbors are *very* interested. They'll be happy to talk to you!"
Re-paint their house for them. . . in plaid.