>A MAN GETS ON A PLANE AND SITS NEXT TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND TURNS TO HER.
TO MAKE HIS MOVE, AND SAYS TO HER "YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THAT FLIGHTS GO FASTER IF STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PASSENGER, SO LETS TALK!!
>THE WOMAN WHO HAD JUST OPENED A BOOK CLOSED IT AND SLOWLY TURNED TO HIM AND SAID "OK WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT IT?"
>HE SAID "I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER?"
>THE WOMAN SAYS "OK THAT SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING TOPIC, BUT FIRST LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION?"
A HORSE, A DEER AND A COW ALL EAT THE SAME THING (GRASS)! YET THE DEER EXTRACTS LITTLE PELLETS
THE COW TURNS OUT PATTYS, AND THE HORSE MUFFINS OF DRIED POOP!
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?"
>THE GUY IS DUMBFOUNDED AND FINALLY SAYS "I HAVE NO IDEA"
>SHE SAYS "SO TELL ME HOW IS IT THAT YOU FEEL QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS
NUCLEAR POWER WHEN (YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT)"?
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