Saturday, September 18, 2010

It's Been a Rough Year, But

It's been a rough year, but I made it.

But not everyone is as lucky as I am......

The economy is so bad that I got a
pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and
the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient Funds," you have to call
them and ask if they mean you or them .

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are
trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.

Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are
firing their nannies and learning their
children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught
sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the
Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The
guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who
made $1.5 Trillion disappear !

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, and our bleak future, that I called
the Suicide Lifeline and was connected
to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them I was suicidal, they
got all excited, and asked if I could drive
a truck.

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